For Juggalos, by a Juggalo. Just something new to chant. Something non-fictional and relevant. Download this shit for free, easy as fuck with a click or a tap. Take it. It's yours.
lyrics
We're back with your regular program -
The View Today, where the news is true. Now,
We've got a Juggalo who claims he's not retarded
-That's Right-
But I got some questions before we get started.
-Alright-
Magnets... how do they work?
And when you look like that,
how do you expect to find work?
I knew a Juggalo who couldn't read a thing,
and I heard you and him were part of a gang...?
JUGGALOS UNDERSTAND HOW MAGNETS WORK!!!
We also understand how cynics work!
Show a man the universe, the beach and the sky,
and he'll sit around and complain about the sun in his eyes!
Show appreciation for your incarnation,
They disregard without hesitation!
40 albums from one band alone!
Everything from Heaven to the Hell below!
They saved countless lives of out-casted children,
Gave US something to believe in, and YET
You can only quote one sentence,
an irrelevant line about fuckin' magnets!
Let me answer your question while I got the chance.
Juggalo isn't just a word for the fans,
It's about CLOWN LOVE not just face paint,
and if you haven't heard, WE'RE NOT A FUCKIN' GANG!!!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Crashing! Smashing! Capping Yo Ass!
I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Slashing! Hacking! Choppin' So Fast!
I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Ya won't catch me on the evening news!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
See you on the streets, I'll say WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Even if there wan't a Hatchetman on my chest,
I'd still be rockin' a mohawk and givin' the world my best
'cuz I'm not on GTA, I'm on The Row with The Saints
If you mistake me for tame, I'll drop the bass on your brain
And if you could feel my pain and what I've been saved from
And you could see the world through the eyes of a scrub
Maybe you can relate, change your ways, embrace the grace,
paint your face, step outta the rat race
I know you work too damn hard to be so poor
I'll keep workin' hard, I'll just change what I work for
We all need a reason to live, somethin' to give
cuz when we all find out what happens when our time's out,
Somethin' or nothin', maybe it depends on what you're bumpin
Somethin' or nothin', MAYBE IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE BUMPIN'
So walk into the light, not into the darkness
Follow your conscience, don't walk with the Heartless!
DAMN! That wasn't expected! Thanks for tuning in, much respect,
and now that we're reaching the end of our show,
is there anything else you want the world to know?
Now I look around and see the world in pieces,
Everybody and they mom got diseases,
Half the people expect the shit to get worse
I'm here to lift you up and BREAK THE CURSE!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Crashing! Smashing! Capping Yo Ass!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Slashing! Hacking! Choppin' So Fast!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
Ya won't see me on the evening news!
'Cuz I'm a Juggalo not a gang member!
If I catch you on the streets, I'll say WHOOP WHOOP!!!
..............
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credits
from Juggalo Flavor,
track released February 10, 2016
Christian Trejo; Master beat provider & Producer.
Eccentric, Excitable, Experimental, Outside The Box, and lyrically there's always a message. Otherwise I leave it instrumental and let the music do the talking.
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